“咳……”不远处传来女人的咳嗽声。
张仲文警觉地抬头，却看见阳光明媚百合盛开的阳台躺椅上，裹着一件浴巾的蔡丽艳正在仰着头吸烟。
“Yellatme.now,please!”蔡丽眼的眼圈黑黑的，脸色铁青，神色很憔悴。
“What?”张仲文扯起被单，盖住耿鸣的屁股，疑惑地问。
“I’mheretoshowersomeholy-dragon-levelpoisonousva,abuse,swearhumiliationorsomhinglikethese.Kyle,bringiton.Iamallyourstoday.”蔡丽眼凄楚地看了一眼似乎被妈妈表情吓到的张匣姑，低头沉吟。
“Sowhatdidyoustealanyway?Isleepwithcops,asyousee.Ibsp;putsomewordtotheirassesandwhentheydefecateonyourface,youwillfullyenjoymytendernessandesswhichrepresentourernalfaithfullove!
蔡丽艳目光呆滞地看着那将息的烟头，挠了挠脖子，哑着嗓子说：“Ipassedoutatnowherestnightandwakeupataicthism.”
“So?”张仲文不悦地皱眉头。
“ThedoctorsaidIampregnant…twomonths.”
“Sowhat’sthefuckmatterwithme?”
“I’mpanigandIneedhearingsomebitchysnap.”
“Yeah.What’sagayex-husbandfor?”
蔡丽艳耸了一下肩膀，掐死了烟，呼了一口气，慢悠悠地说：“Goon.Givememore!Harderandquicker!”
“Doyouhaveanyideaaboutwho’sthefather?”
“75%cewouldbeRichard.25%Johnny.Whicharebothmybosses.”
“Gee.Screwthebaby.Didyougthepromotionornot?”
“No.I’vegotaproposalfromRickard,stweek.”
“Isherich?”
“paretomyex?No.”
“Doesheknowabout……”
“Beingawito.Beingabitch,yes.”
“Soyou-